Negaunee and Ishpeming are two towns in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They are about 3 miles apart, separated largely by woods. In the winter, you can ski between them on a section of the Iron Ore Heritage Trail.
If you do, and if you look for it, as you approach Ishpeming you will see a handmade sign that someone posted next to the trail:
“Holy crap!” I exclaimed the first time I saw this sign. “I think they are in need of an editor!”
Fortunately, I’ve done some editing in my day. As it turned out, all it really needed was a little help with the spacing and punctuation: